Amsterdam

Whoa...wierd but cool town and the red light district is..lets just say different!

Arriving in Amsterdam, i was not sure on what to expect. Rollling into the Flying Pig Hostel mid morning, i was confronted by the front room in the hostel with cushions everywhere and everyone stonned out of their heads. And it was only 10:30am. The usual activities for most was to wake up get high, eat, sleep, wake up, get high....This happens about 3 times a day.

The red light district. As tourists are not allowed to take pictures, i will try to briefly describe it. The red light district is a whole bunch of apartments located alongside a number of canals. Each apartment will have a lit up window facing the street where the ladies sit and try to alure people passing by. In the windows you have the option of everything from blonde, brunette, ginger to big black mumma's, older more mature women to chicks with dicks. Something for everyone i guess.

Madam Tusows was in Town. Love Kylie

Not wanting to feel totally left out, I went to a live sex show with a few guys from the hostel. The set up was basically like a movie cinema where people (nearly all asian) would sit and watch couples and girls perform a variety of shows. The opening act started with a young lass with the unusal talent of being able to smoke a cigar with her errrr, lets just say not her mouth! Next up was a couple going at it followed by a bit of audience participation where a loud drunken australian got dragged up on stage got given the whipping of his life by a women dressed in bondage. Very Funny. The rest of the performances were of similar taste which doesn't need any more explaining.

I firstly apologise to everyone for the photo but thought it is worth showing. So i was told, this is Long John Silver who has the biggest ''eyes'' ever. Note, the woman in the photo is not Pauline Hanson but a bloody good look alike.

So now its off to London where hopefully i will meet up with a few friends i know and very much looking forward to seeing my uncle, aunty and cousin which i have never met before!