BUGGER

Question: What do you do when you are working at a windsurfing resort and there is a constant 18 knots with flat water?

Answer: Ask the boss if i can rig up his 7.2 Neilpride RS5 race sail with a 100% X9 Carbon Mast and take out his custom carbon slalom board to see if i can break the speed record at the resort.
Obvious really isn't it.

Question: How do you tell the boss you snapped his 9oo euro mast in half while rigging it.

Answer: Really quickly and 5 minutes before he is about to leave on holiday for a couple of days....

The big man took it quite well considering. I thought he was going to make me his whipping boy for the remainder of my time here but his only response was ''dude thats a 900 euro mast'' which i replied ''was a 900 euro mast''.

Enough said.