Duncan Banks of Melbourne, Australia would like to take you on a strange journey...

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Latest Update

It been a while since i have written my last email. For the last week and a half, a few interesting things have happened. We have been in vienna and prague. Tim and myself have been out of action due to different reasons and Fabian has taken full advantage. I came down with a sore throat and a bit of a cold that lastest what seemed like forever. My throat was sore for a good 8 to 10 days which really pissed me off as i couldn't really go out at night as i was too stuffed and couldn't talk. It didn't stop me from meeting a girl who's father was the US Ambassador to the UN in Vienna! Tim on the other hand, sustained a injury of a different nature in Vienna. Tim being the last one off the mark, had a two day sex romp which resulted in a busted penis. He was diagnosed with a busted blood vessel and as a result, his dick was black....pictures to follow. The doctor swore it was due to extreme overdose of masturbation, but i guess i can't say anything as i was lying in bed being sick.

Fabian on the other hand, had the biggiest tantrum in prague i have ever seen after picking up a very attractive american only to be denied at the 11th hour when he previously mentioned to her that he was the lead singer in a band. She then demanded that he should sing a song which resulted in running for her hostel. The next night, Fabian redemed himself very well and successfully strengthened the relationship between germans and Australians.

We are now in the south of France at Perpignan. The weather is warm, i am feeling better and Tims injury has subsided so its game on again. The girls are arriving today (some of fabian and tims friends) so keep tuned for the next update.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's funny, Fab told me about most of that but neglected to mention both his rejection and his tanty.

Tue June 13, 07:12:00 pm

 

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